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Top Ten Reasons Why Men Shouldn’t Be Ordained.

The cut-out below can add good food for thought to the Women-in-Ministry debate that occurs to no end outside The Salvation Army, and is often avoided within The Salvation Army, because “we’ve had women in ministry from the beginning…” Yes we have, but…

So as Nathan Hobby says, few arguments are as engaging as humour. Maybe taking a look at the humour in it can help us to look at ourselves more closely! And btw, replace the word “Ordained” with “Commissioned”, or similar for the sake of the context; because ordination in The Salvation Army is a whole other issue!

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Should Not Be Ordained

10. A man’s place is in the army.
9. For men who have children, their duties might distract them from the responsibilities of being a parent.
8. Their physical build indicates that men are more suited to tasks such as chopping down trees and wrestling mountain lions. It would be “unnatural” for them to do other forms of work.
7. Man was created before woman. It is therefore obvious that man was a prototype. Thus, they represent an experiment, rather than the crowning achievement of creation.
6. Men are too emotional to be priests or pastors. This is easily demonstrated by their conduct at football games and watching basketball tournaments.
5. Some men are handsome; they will distract women worshipers.
4. To be ordained pastor is to nurture the congregation. But this is not a traditional male role. Rather, throughout history, women have been considered to be not only more skilled than men at nurturing, but also more frequently attracted to it. This makes them the obvious choice for ordination.
3. Men are overly prone to violence. No really manly man wants to settle disputes by any means other than by fighting about it. Thus, they would be poor role models, as well as being dangerously unstable in positions of leadership.
2. Men can still be involved in church activities, even without being ordained. They can sweep paths, repair the church roof, and maybe even lead the singing on Father’s Day. By confining themselves to such traditional male roles, they can still be vitally important in the life of the Church.
1. In the New Testament account, the person who betrayed Jesus was a man. Thus, his lack of faith and ensuing punishment stands as a symbol of the subordinated position that all men should take.

EDIT: Apparently the top ten list was presented by David M. Scholer on February 20, 1998, at the Fuller Follies at Fuller Theological Seminary, Pasadena, CA. David’s version was taken, with small modifications, from a November 24, 1997 internet communication from W. Ward and Laurel Gasque, who have long been champions of Biblical equality.

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14 thoughts on “Top Ten Reasons Why Men Shouldn’t Be Ordained.

  1. Most men should not be ordained especialy when most of them have not been called directly by God in the first palce, they are too often mere hirelings, false shepherds
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    Posted by thenonconformer | November 1, 2008, 8:37 pm
  2. This is very very true. I don’t preach as often as I’d like because I easily fall into number 5.

    Posted by Chris | November 19, 2008, 3:13 pm
  3. Men don’t live as long as women, hence, were they ordained, they would need replacement too often.

    Posted by Martin LaBar | April 24, 2009, 7:11 pm
  4. Hilarious!

    Posted by Alexis Pierre-Louis | May 3, 2009, 3:10 am
  5. This is hilarious, but wouldnt women be the ones who are more emotional??

    Posted by jacobrichmond | September 13, 2011, 10:20 pm
  6. Some of the points in the article have a modicum of truth – HOWEVER “God’s ways are not our ways” and His Kingdom is an upside Kingdom ;-p

    Posted by Brian | September 13, 2011, 11:25 pm
  7. You make my heart happy. Just saying! 🙂 Love you! Sare xoxox

    Posted by tearsofanointing | September 14, 2011, 3:36 pm
  8. I don’t think men or women should be ordained. Only commissioned!!

    Posted by Stringer | September 14, 2011, 8:20 pm

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Kathleen Johansson

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